09/02/2021
Looking back on everything I had written during 2020 really reeks of a scent akin to peering at your ex’s instagram and wondering why you ever thought they were interesting or attractive. Examples of things I found ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS in the middle of a pandemic <lololzzz kill me please so I don’t share any of this>:
Comparing meditation retreats to the ongoing war in Yemen.
Going back to 2009 and punching in the dyock the guy I was on a date because he made fun of me for crying while watching the movie UP for the first time.
Vaginal holes. Yes, plural.
Dead moms.
Researching all the different kinds of “Covid Porn” because everytime something horrible happens the porn community needs to make it #hawt.
How “Frozen Treat Mix” is the official way McDonald’s refers to their ice cream.
OH AND HOW COULD I FORGET when my ex boyfriend left me for his girlfriend.