6/7/2021

We need more honesty in the world. Ever been scrolling on your phone and you see those click bait articles that are titled something like, “5 Year Old Starts Sustainable Storable Bin Company”? 

Like. The FUCK they did. You’re telling me a 5 year old rolled up to the bank with her Malibu Barbie convertible, hopped out clutching her coloring books and American Girl Doll and requested a $100,000 start up loan?

It infuriates me on a personal level because I’m sitting pantsless in my apartment, eating dry cereal out of the box and screaming at my phone: “LITTLE MORGAN DOESN’T HAVE EQUITY!!!”